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Jurassic World:Fallen Kingdom

I'm going to start off with saying something positive, because, as many of us were taught before Twitter, if you don't have something nice to say, maybe you shouldn't say anything at all. Of course, now that Twitter HAS happened, you can say all the nasty stuff you want without any form of repercussion. But still, I'll play by the old ways. So here's my nice thing: I hope that Colin Trevorrow is a very good person. I'm nearly sure he must be, because there is little else to explain his success, but still, I'm sure he's a very nice person. So he might always have that going for him.*
Great, now that that's out of the way, here are the rest of the things I have to say about Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and even that can really boil down to one single phrase and that is, "it's actually terrible." But, much like the poor dinosaurs who didn't ask to be brought back to life for Earth's crappy tech phase, let's trudge on with …